Monday Morning at Egg 27 Monday morning. No jobs in Northampton. Ted pushed open the kitchen door, stepping into the compact space that had become a second home to him. Yet, today, the kitchen felt different. It was watching him. Everything—the walls, the tables, the oven—seemed to silently ask: What happened to you, Ted? The once sprightly, jovial lad, always eager to converse with the inanimate objects around him, had fallen uncharacteristically silent. His eyes swept the room, instinctively scanning for changes—any anomalies, additions, subtractions, or microscopic shifts in this miniature world of daily survival. The E27 kitchen was a stage, and Ted had been its most observant actor. The oven, with its four hobs, stood against the front wall, overhung by a heating tray that doubled as a toaster. Its metal surface gleamed faintly under the dull kitchen light. Would he even have the money to use the grill now? To the right, the washbasin remained the hub of dishwashing—a steady stre...